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To All the "Bears aint got no qb and no Tight end so you are going to lose" critics



You can all kiss my balls



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RE: To All the "Bears aint got no qb and no Tight end so you are going to lose" critics


How awesome would it be for that thing to teabag Mark Schlereth?


His week 1 upset special: Greenbay over the Bears


His week 2 upset special: Detroit over the Bears


His prediction for NFC North Champ: The Lake Minnetonka Viqueens


 


Does he really believe the Bears are the worst team in the NFC North or did Urlacher fvck his fine daughter?



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He's trying to pick a Bears upset so that if it happens he looks like a fukn genius. He's just as bad as Lou Holtz picking college football games. He just may be the worst prognosticator I have EVER seen. Ever. His picks are so bad that they border on criminal. You have to watch him on Saturday morning great stuff.


Not only that, but he talks like he has a mouthful of John Holmes.



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1. You don't need a good TE to win.


2. The Bears have a QB (until he is KO'ed by a strong wind, or a vagina cramp or something)



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We'll just have to see about the injury thing though. The guy hadn't been hurt in 12 years, and all of a sudden he's "injury prone"? Cummon, what, did he catch osteofuknperosis?


 


The broken leg- thats bull****, it got rolled on. It happens, not often but it happens. The knee? That too happens. When Grossmans shoulder elbow or knees start to give him problems then I will wholeheartedly agree with you. Until then, those were two flukes.



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Clarity


 


And yes you do need a good TE to win.....He needs to be able to block in the very least. You don't NEEED a good pass catching tight end to win.


 


Remember he is the one primarily tasked with blocking the right side.


 



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JetBlackNinja wrote:



1. You don't need a good TE to win.


2. The Bears have a QB (until he is KO'ed by a strong wind, or a vagina cramp or something)





 


Even if he does fracture his vagina, the rest of the team is good enough to win the Superbowl with the slightly above average Griese under center. We were one TD away from the NFC Championship with very bad play from a 4th round rookie (disclaimer: not his fault he sucked his first year).



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it all changes this weeek in minny. you haters will become believers. go Purple!!!

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phole wrote:


it all changes this weeek in minny. you haters will become believers. go Purple!!!



 


Want to bet a mustache on that? ;)



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Week 3 Grossman stats, 12-33, 86 yrds, 0 td, 3  ints. Minny wins 17-9. POWER SHIFT!!!

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Phole.....do you have the courage to bet your upper lip on it.


 


 


Pussy...



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I would think that the Bears can beat the Vikings, then again the Vikes were expected to be 0-2 right now.


Why make a stache' bet anyways? You can't inforce it cross-country, and someone like me could just Photoshop it onto a photo if I had to.



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yes you can if you post weekly photos. good luck in creating a high enough quality mustache so that a photo shop expert such as myself wouldn;t be able to tell the difference.


 


Plus, its fun to bust a stache every once in a while.


When I grow mine for a bet or for a joke.....everytime I see my reflection and I fukn laugh. It keeps on getting funnier and funnier. And it makes everyone around you laugh too. A couple of folks on this board act as if its like wearing a fukn skirt for a month.


Jesus Christ on a crutch its a cheesy fukn mustache for sh1tsakes!



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In this thread, I meant the stache bet as a joke, but if he took the bet I'd be game.


We shouldn't have to enforce it or worry about people faking, as a man, if you agree to a bet, your word should be your bond. I guess a man's word doesn't mean much to alot of folks on this board.



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My only reservation about the bears WAS Grossman. He will be the first Gator QB to do anything at all in the NFL but so far, so good. I don't see the bears having any problem whatsoever with the vikes, the bears have better "D" than the skins or pantyliners, and if the offense can keep this up, N.A.W. is in store for minny (Natural Ass Whoopin')

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yes you can if you post weekly photos. good luck in creating a high enough quality mustache so that a photo shop expert such as myself wouldn;t be able to tell the difference.


 


Plus, its fun to bust a stache every once in a while.


When I grow mine for a bet or for a joke.....everytime I see my reflection and I fukn laugh. It keeps on getting funnier and funnier. And it makes everyone around you laugh too. A couple of folks on this board act as if its like wearing a fukn skirt for a month.


Jesus Christ on a crutch its a cheesy fukn mustache for sh1tsakes!





Your joking right? A "Photoshop Expert" such as yourself didn't even know the word "artifacting" which is the term real graphics experts use to describe the imperfections in a doctored image.


...and yup, I can remove the artifacting to a point where you could never tell. Especially something so natural as a mouse-stache. The hair texture would naturally cover and issues.


 


Either way, not the point.



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GoBearsGalason wrote:




You can all kiss my balls

every 20 YEARS I guess a team can win a few games. the clowns might have two in a wrow jump for joy. BEARS STILL SUCK.




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I agree that you can make photos very realistic to the point of near perfection, but that takes time. If you would be will to every week doctor up a photo to make it look like you are growing a mustache that you gained in a bet you are a coward.


Were not betting testicles here.


Just trying to make it interesting and have a little fun thats all.


 


Phole, are we still on for our other bet. Miny vs chicago for a fed-ex'd meal?



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Phole, are we still on for our other bet. Miny vs chicago for a fed-ex'd meal?






 


Now that is a smart bet, something you can put your hands on.


We always used to bet the high-end fitted caps on games. I have a sweet limited-edition Patriots "gridiron throwback" won on the 2003 AFC Game.


I have never seen another like it.



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Wow, the bears played the Butt packers and the layon and won! Team of the decade. hahahahahahaha!

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RE: To All the "Bears aint got no qb and no Tight end so you are going to lose" critics


Put your poo stained upper lip on the line this week then Beef. Hey you might even like it, cause it should retain longer the doo doo smell you tool cleaners like so much.

-- Edited by GoBearsGalason at 14:00, 2006-09-20

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