Of course I am talking about ..... T.O. and his return to Philly on Sunday. Now I am NOT advocating this behavior.....just curious as to the outcome.
I am sure the popular pick will be pill bottles...but empty...the damn things are too light to actually reach the field. Filling them with beer is an option......but NEVER waste beer.
Cheese steaks: They have the weight......but would probably break apart mid flight.
Philly pretzels: Flung frisbee style might be a decent option.....and the financial loss is acceptable
Block of scrapple: If still packaged....a decent option
Dallas fans: Though they rarely reach the field......an upper to lower deck toss is always a crowd pleaser
Seriously, do you think Philly fans will throw stuff at TO? I know I would if he pulled that sh1t in GB. I love how ESPN has already dubbed this game as "The Game of the Year!!!" Probably going to be a snoozer. I expect alot of sacks and alot of rushing yards (unless Buckhalter is starting, then I expect alot of fumbles!!!!).
i heard the pill bottle idea on w.i.p. tonight. but you're right, taco. they won't fly very far.
our fans threw batteries at j.d. drew (much more brutal than the more famous "snowballs at santa claus" incident). why WOULDN'T they throw something at t.o.?
re. buckhalter...i know you'll find this hard to believe, but that game was an anamoly for him. he's not much of a fumbler, and i wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't fumble much the rest of the year.
The fans with the best proximity probably won't do anything to jeapordize their good seats and I would think there would be heightened security for this. Its still Philadelphia though and nothing would suprise me. 500 level fans are probably practicing throwing weighted down projectiles from long distances as I write. Empties full of urine would work. Personally I would laugh my ass of if something happens.
Owens jerseys: Filled with fecal matter or vomit...should provide sufficient weight for the flight
Owens book: If you already wasted 20 bucks on that Turd...consider it...well...your personal return policy
Felicia Terrell: Owens ex-girlfriend. This might actualy inflict the most pain. No you cant throw her....but maybe pictures of his ex ....paper airplane style... I'll even photoshop a few with Felicia, Donovan McNabb and Garcia in a threesome
Felicia Terrell: Owens ex-girlfriend. This might actualy inflict the most pain. No you cant throw her....but maybe pictures of his ex ....paper airplane style... I'll even photoshop a few with Felicia, Donovan McNabb and Garcia in a threesome
HAHAHAHA....LMAO....photoshop them in a 3-way!! Ya know, thats the kind of thing that might drive a man to try and kill himself......oops wait.....
TACOBILL, if you can get me a picture of his ex and Mcnabb and Garcia i will make sure it is in the stadium... Im goin this weekend, wouldent miss it for the world! If get in range im gonna spit on O.D, i mean T.O.
All you are a bunch of pu*&y hypocrites, you want people in the stands to throw shiot at TO, but want Haynesworth to be suspended for life for kicking a guy in the face. What should be the punishment for throwing something at TO if YOU are caught, I say 7 three minute rounds with him, let him kick of in your phargin A!S!
hey Mags...how many copies of T.O. getting smacked around by a middle aged fan would sell? The guy would be the toast of the town, watching a regular guy bricking that big-mouth shut....for a whole 21 minutes? Just call it "B*tch Slappin T.O."...a guy could get rich!
you get him to agree to it and you can add my name to the list of a million fans who would love to give it a go...LOL
hey Mags...how many copies of T.O. getting smacked around by a middle aged fan would sell? The guy would be the toast of the town, watching a regular guy bricking that big-mouth shut....for a whole 21 minutes? Just call it "B*tch Slappin T.O."...a guy could get rich!
you get him to agree to it and you can add my name to the list of a million fans who would love to give it a go...LOL
I hope your joking? T.O. would beat you like he bought you.
If we were playing football I would say he would beat me like no tommorrow, it is his area of expertise, years of playing ball and honing his body has made him very good at what he does. Thinking that transfers to the ring is sheer idiocy.
Watch a NBA fight sometime...LOL...saw Jordan get in a few scraps with other guys....it was like watching 6th grade girls fight. Many of the athletes never really learned to fight, by the time they were out of high school they were big-time college players...they didn't fight, someone else did it for them. The skills they learned up to high school don't really add up to much. In an interview from one of the guys Owens used to go to school with, T.O. was a loner, he was chased home from school most of the time...so fighting obviously isn't one of his major skills.
On the other hand, I boxed as a little guy, was an okay wrestler in high school. Started hapkido in the service at 18, moved to Kung Fu at 23....started Judo and Jujitsu in at 30....been in it for around 15 years now, been teaching for the last 8. I do 3 classes a week, throwing around guys as big as T.O. or bigger all the time...against a guy who hasn't thrown hands in how many years?....yeah ...I'm serious, to tell the absolute gospel...I don't think I would need all 7 rounds...thank you very much
Not trying to come across as some tough guy...just telling it the way it is....I am currently working out and teaching at Pat Miletichs, for my 46 birthday I had to spar with both Matt hughes and Tim Sylvia, for those of you unfamiliar with UFC fighting both are current world champs Matt is a welterweight and Tim is a heavyweight, did i whip them?....hell no, but i gave the best i had for 3 rounds each. Pat was a world champ, another friend of mine Nick Tarpin won a US title at the age of 50....in this area boxing and Martial arts has always been a popular sport. Been doing this stuff for over 30 years, a guy would think i might know a thing or two.
Now, am I not trying to say because of years of being a martial artist and an all-around knothead that i could whip everyone in the NFL, that would be absurd. Some of those linemen are big and freakin mean, but TO?...LOL....cmon boys....a sh*ttalker who doesn't like to take a hit?...a guy who ran from fights all during high school? Because he can run fast...jump high...and run his mouth, JBN you think he could get into a ring with a guy whos been there many times before? Get real...as the old saying goes.....there is no substitute for experience....there are many guys in the world that would kick the crap out of me, it's been done before...but I'm telling you T.O. ain't one of them!
PS...Bronko....wear did you get that picture of that pidgeon chested tosser?....god ...hope it aint you!
PS...Bronko....wear did you get that picture of that pidgeon chested tosser?....god ...hope it aint you!
-- Edited by lost in iowa at 08:46, 2006-10-07
yes. i always use my own picture.
but i wont shoot back with any more comments. i would hate to have fight anyone who "had" to fight someone on their birthday. i maybe open a present...eat some cake...hang with family.
taking punches in the face on your birthday...thats badass.
all in fun...everyone was wearing gloves. I'm not actually a proponent of the Miletich style or of UFC fighting, at this time it is the only place doing mat work around here and I need a place to workout. I'm from the traditional Japanese school (Kodokan) of styles, but have done enough amateur fighting (boxing and kickboxing) that I do at times work the corner for some of these kids. Looking for a new building for our school, at this time most of us are working out there.
Getting worn out sparring for your birthday is a long tradition around here, and tradition was fulfilled and some....those are some very tough kids, and thank god they were pulling punches to the head or I wouldn't have made it past my birthday.
Like i said I'm not trying to sound like I'm Bruce Lee or somebody of that ilk...I'm not. But take ANY guy who has had his blackbelt for over 10 years, has cross-trained in another art long enough to attain a black, and has stayed active in class. They would take apart somebody who was untrained, and probably hasn't thrown hands over a half dozen times in his life, in spite how fast he can run the 40!
he made it sound like 7 rounds with T.O. would be daunting, it just isn't, and for the money that could be made....like i said, I'm in. I heard from a variety of people in the interviews following the O.D of T.O. that he was a loner who was chased home almost everyday from school.....and I'm supposed to be scared of him?....LOL
now if you told me he has been studying martial arts for the last 10 years, combined with his reach and conditioning...that would be entirely different situation, but the kid is somewhat of a coward. I've seen him get alligator arms to avoid the hit (costing his team the game) so his guts are in question. So what does that leave you? a 6'3" kid with long arms and no skills, and somewhat of a yellow streak....in Judo we call that a light workout.
You phukn guyz cant be serious, IOWA you always have claimed that kunfu shiot...but 46 years old and NOWAY your in the shape he iz. There is NOBODY and I bet the house on this website that could last 2 minutes with him. Did you not hear what he did to H.Douglas. Please IOWA one things for sure , you are lost .
one of the main reasons Douglas didn't make a deal of it is star quality and Hugh knew it, if he beat down T.O. it would have cost him major $...from the team...from the league, possibly his job. Don't be a fool, he took it, for the same reason you would have to take it from your Owners son....cause he had to. In my case i would be making big $...why wouldn't I give it a go, been in the ring for a lot less $ against guys that scared me worse than he does.
You are dead, on I'm in nowhere good as shape as T.O....wouldn't even try to claim that. But in my own defense, I still run at least 10 miles a week, lift twice a week, and run the court all winter. No six pack here, but no belly either. Not to mention working out on the mat at least twice a week, dragging people bigger and younger than me around for a couple hours a night.
But I can tell you one thing, conditioning doesn't always mean the same thing. I've had kids come in off the street before, big muscle bound dudes who wanted to learn this stuff so they can go UFC. Seen them gassed and puking after 6 minutes on the mat. Anyone who has wrestled or done Judo can tell you ripped mucles and being in mat condition are 2 different things, it's all about endurance and heart. When things get tough for T.O. he whines and looks for people to blame (example...entire career)..I don't, I dig in.
You think because of his conditioning it automatically equates to skill, knowledge and the ability to twist his body to his needs....it doesn't. T.O. is a world class athlete, granted. But does that mean he could go out and beat even a lowly course pro at golf?...Out dive a kid on a high school diving team?...out swim a high school swimmer? Outrun a middle aged business man who does amateur marathons in one? Could he hang in gymnastics with even the normal 12 year old girl who has done it even for 4 years?
I am an instructor with over 10 years experience, please give me the courtesy of having at least the skill level of the other people I used as an example in thier sport. It is apples and oranges, don't confuse athletic ability with skill, there are a lot of world class girl gymnasts who are in awesome shape too, but I'm pretty sure I could whip them too...LOL