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Mr. Big Nuts

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packer fan gets on a plane to go to the superbowl. Sits down takes his shoes off. than 2 bears fans sit on each side of him. They start about brett and the packers. So he says can I get you a beer they say sure. So he goes to get the beer while hes gone the bear fan spits in his shoe. He comes back with the beer they drink there beer. And when its gone they start agin.So he goes to get them another beer. while hes gone they spit in the other shoe. so know the planis landing and the packer fan puts his shoes on and feels the spit. and says where all adults here isnt it about time we stop peeing in the beers and spiting in the shoes.

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Half A Man

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1 packer fan wrote:

packer fan gets on a plane to go to the superbowl.



you should have stopped after "superbowl," thats your joke right there. the bright side is you get adrian peterson on your team next year.

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1 packer fan wrote:


packer fan gets on a plane to go to the superbowl. Sits down takes his shoes off. than 2 bears fans sit on each side of him. They start about brett and the packers. So he says can I get you a beer they say sure. So he goes to get the beer while hes gone the bear fan spits in his shoe. He comes back with the beer they drink there beer. And when its gone they start agin.So he goes to get them another beer. while hes gone they spit in the other shoe. so know the planis landing and the packer fan puts his shoes on and feels the spit. and says where all adults here isnt it about time we stop peeing in the beers and spiting in the shoes.



Good joke!  Just like the Packers!



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Many things wrong with that tale.


 


1.) Packers and Superbowl don't belong in the same sentence, that is unless you are saying


Boy I just love tailgaitin at da Packer game and eating a nice Superbowl of Bacon sausage and cheese cereal.


in fact, rub a little bit on my neck here todd, I'm feelin a bit frisky der, and der may be some action here in de parkin lot later if you know what i mean der todd. I need sumtin to attract sumada ladies around dese parts.


2.) No Bear fan would ever allow a Packer fan to buy them a drink that they can't watch be poured and handed to you. Ever.


3.) Did Packers fans get over their fear of those scary Airplane contraptions?



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Head Dick

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This is an "Air Force v. Army" joke from about 1972.


That really brought me back, thanks.



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Mr. Big Nuts

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bears fans love piss hey nothing better figuers.

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Kick Asser

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bears fans love piss hey nothing better figuers.


You almost got it right.  Bears fans love pissing off Packers fans...  I think that figures better.

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Head Dick

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i'm still waiting on the punchline?

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User Name wrote:


i'm still waiting on the punchline?


I think we all are....

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