lost in iowa wrote:

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LOL...he was mocking you with that being better than you thats your own attitude you're hearing, what a dolt.

barrel racing....BARREL RACING...LMMFAO...you got to be kidding....it's for your daughter you have them for right?...please say it's for her. or are you another one of those big wussies who go down to Okieland and get a good barrel horse and claim it's for your daughter....LOL.. got a newsflash for you....started in little britches rodeo riding calves at 6, by 14 I was riding full grown rough stock...rode bulls until the Army decided I would retire, but I know what most of these boys don't know......LOL..He barrel races...LOL

Gentlemen of the board...it goes like this...please find me the mens Barrel racing champion in ANY of the rodeo associations anywhere....(exception of the Gay Rodeo association....of which I am sure you are a "member" in good standing)...you guys won't.....BECAUSE IT'S A GIRLS SPORT....MEN DON'T BARREL RACE....go out west and say you barrel race and you might as well wear pumps,and you do what to donkeys?

I also have coached Little league sports...football/wrestling/soccer....volunteered my time politically....medically and in emergencies (floods around here quite a bit)....but I don't need to beat my chest about it.....but then...I also back up my mouth, so I don't feel the need to

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Haha...nice try...not buying it. I can do that too...here is my best made up career:

I was riding buffalo at 6 years old. The Indians taught me. I rode big bulls until I was 25 when they told me I had won too much and forced me out of the sport. Ever since then I have always been itching to get back into the sport. God I wish they would find a rider as good as I was so the fans will stop chanting my name from the stands.

In all seriousness though, it's not really barrel racing. It's not even really organized. It's our AQHA chapter meeting and just running our ponies around. We have alot of fun.

I've been coaching football and track for about 15 years. I could care less about politics, and I don't want to know yours or anyone else's affiliations. Who do you volunteer for in emergencies? I've been in play for the Red Cross for a long time. And I was not just beating my chest. You call me a coward because I won't shave my face for a stupid bet I didn't agree to. I'm merely trying to lay out my life to show that I am not a coward. I'm a hard working american just like I hope you all are. Thats it man.

-- Edited by Grave Digger at 22:19, 2006-09-11

GoBearsGalason wrote:

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I am an emergency dildo cleaner/inserter for my local womens lib chapter. And a stress tester at acme dildos.

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To each his own I guess....haha....

Never said I was great....just that I was. Quarter horse huh? run him in poles and kegs also or isn't he handy enough to run those....personally don't like quarterhorses, slow, blocky and dumb.

When I have been called on to volunteer it is normally filling and stacking sandbags....on the Mississippi we get quite a bit of flooding, but little other problems

Iowa, you pathetic lump of turd. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

First of all this dinkus has been everywhere and done everything, but what's his chosen profession? Door to door crab shampoo salesman! All that intelligence, all that experience and that's what he settled on! What a douche! Now he wants the local internet turds to hold him up to high esteem for his lies.

Yeah, lies, Lost. You are a complete feckin liar and I proved it, over and over. I used your own words and you still denied it.

So what was our bet dipsh!t? Oh yeah. We didn't have one. We had an argument that Mushy would be closer to a title if he stayed in Carolina. Who beat your Bears in the playoffs to advance closer to the SB? That's right, the Panthers. Remember your idiotic reason why you felt you were still right? Because the Bears won their crappy division. But they didn't win in the playoffs. Hmmmmm? Yeah that DOES make the Bears closer though doesn't it? You are a pissant liar who resorted to threats of violence when you were proven to be a giant douche.

The rest of you turds should know the kind of pathetic weasel you're dealing with. See ya, losers. 

Revisionist history was your favorite. I never admitted to lying, I said I never believe people on the internet who make claims like "I rode bulls" when in actuality it was BOYS you were riding.

Never taken out of context, links to your actual posts in their context. I can't help that you tried to change the context and meaning after you were "owned" repeatedly. Like the Bears winning their division automatically made them closer to the SB even though they lost in the ACTUAL playoff game to the Panthers.

Nobody replied because they knew they would get the same treatment if they didn't come correct. Nobody defended you either, don't forget that, pussy.

Well, I guess you need to try and pump yourself up to your "cyber-friends" since mommy never let you have any real ones.

Owned, you raging, lying, hypocritical douche.

Supposedly he's really a bug zapper by trade.

Let me tell you about this lying sack of sh!t. I got along with everybody here, but him. I ripped some peole, but we always found a common ground. I even had civil, football related conversations with a Cowboys fan and I'm an Eagles fan. I ripped a guy named Maggot because he was a Falcons fan. After they whupped the Eagles on opening Monday night I gave him free reign to do his worst without a single argument from myself for pennance. We got along just fine after that. Me and gayBears would slam each other back and forth, but neither of us took it serious, it was just fun.

But I called Mushy a prima donna for taking the money to be with a no offense team instead of taking less to stay on the other side of Steve Smith to be closer to a Super Bowl. He got all paranoid that I was trying to make him say it was true, but also wouldn't, or couldn't, back up why it wasn't. He attacked my manhood for not picking winners like a couple other guys did during the week. So I did, I even picked scores. I was as wrong or right as the "experts" which is why I said I didn't bother doing it normally. He claimed he said I should pick the SB winners to prove "football acumen". So I posted his exact words as to the parameters of the "bet" and he tried to claim I took it out of context.

The next thing you know his whole neighborhood breaks out in genital crabs and he's pounding every door (the pounding he gave the neighborhood previously is why there was an outbreak) and that's why he wasn't around for a while to be a man and own up to his lies and that I proved him wrong, again. The Mushy thing was left as a "we'll see" at the end of the season. The rest I already posted. And as we all know the Panthers were one game better WITHOUT Mushy than the Bears were with him.

He's a turd of the highest order and that, and the fact that this site has about 5 dildos stroking each other compared to other boards with far more intelligence and interesting conversations are why I left, not his baseless insinuations. I wouldn't be here now if the Rumor Mill wasn't so fun to read and I wondered what was doing after week one. There's like 2 people here from last season. This place is pathetic compared to so many other sites available to actually discuss football and he is a giant fraud.

Nobody answered my posts Iowa? You always did, liar I did miss pushing your buttons BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!OWNED!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but I'm not trimming my stache. I got it just the way I like it.

I never said I would do it in the first place. I jokingly made a thread about making a wager on the game. If you took that thread to be serious, you didn't read it closely. GoBears suggested we go Ditka staches. I said thats an interesting idea, but I never said I would do it. I don't understand why I'm being ridiculed for not owning up to a bet I didn't agree to.

I wouldn't have held any of you to that bet. Sure I would have gloated and made fun, but I don't care enough to make weekly progress reports that you are owning up to the bet.

I don't know why you all can't let it go. It's not like I owe you all money or even something valuable.

There you have it Gravedigger.....this is why Shack got chased off last time...

#1 he NEVER has a take, the only reason he shows up is to attack various peoples posts....no takes whatever.

 #2 due to the fact of limited intelligience, he has to fall back on outrages lies and insults.

this entire thing started last year preseason when I was bold enough to project the Bears with 12 wins, due to an outstanding D. This turd went off about how little I knew about football ect, then when Grossman went down I lowered the expectations to 10-6....he went on and on about how I was just a homer ect....as the season went on and this turd had shown his azz but good, he just couldn't stand being wrong. So he started insulting me, my family and anything connected with me....petty is the word. He sits anonomously (Note: his name is NOT on his profile) insulting his betters. after multiple insults of my family I told him if he had a problem with me we could meet and I would straighten him out, of course he wasn't forthcoming with any info, he just remained the base, low coward that he is. Everyone just ignored him until he went away.

The reason I said Gravedigger seems to be a decent guy is he isn't pulling the same crap that you do Snack, he has a take and he can disagree and still be civil. Besides he rides an Arabian....he can't be all bad!

-- Edited by lost in iowa at 09:08, 2006-09-13

yeah...right...whatever you say.

JetBlackNinja wrote:

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This is the most awsomely childish thread ever!

(and coming from me that is really saying something!)

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Welcome to message boards, Shack style.

GoBearsGalason wrote:

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for those who didn't understand.

I wrote that as you digger in jest.

Hi I'm Digger, I'm a Wisconsin Ex-pat. Wisconsin sucks, so I decided to up an move ma family. So I now live in way more civilized East Tennessee and donate my time curing sick puppies and nurturing beaten women at a local shelter. I once popped a zit on my buddies back, And I ain't never beat ma kids or left any visible strap marks on ma wifes face. I write on message boards that are read by more n' 30 people like jerries kidds chat board. I once rescusitated a drownin goldfish. What have you ever done basides drinkin at a wedding?

I'm way better n' u.

 

This heres a pitcher a' me in action savin lives. This man here just got outta prison and was drownin. I was trained in fire fightin school that when a man has white foam comin from his mouth hes drownin. So I resuscitated him. After he came to he gave me a rose and thanked me for makin his day by savin his life. He was very very appreciative. It made me feel good to save this mans life. Funny thing was, was I saved this mans life 4 times that same month.

Now Back ta Savin Lives you small message board writers

-Grave Digger

ISNT THIS A FOOTBALL TALK BORD YPU GUYS BEARS FANS ACT LIKE 10 YEAR OLDS. HEY  I SUPOSE ALL OF YOU ARE FORTY YEAR OLD VIRGINS LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS ON CHITCAGOS SOUTH SIDE. HEY BUM GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES.
 

-- Edited by GoBearsGalason at 21:47, 2006-09-11

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I've been out for a wake and a funeral and haven't been on in the past few days. Shack welcome back. Shack is right that we rip each other in good faith, just as I rip everyone here in good faith when they say completely idiotic things and deal in opinions outside of the realm of reality.

1.) Before I am a Bears fan, I am a gambler. And a very very good one at that. Which means I put reality...stats, figures, trends, weather, key personnel matchups, and just plain ol gut feelings ahead of any homerish undying team loyalty. So before I get into any "my team is gonna beat your team" rambling missives, I have done enough research to backup why I think my prognostication is indeed accurate. On several occasions I have backed up my claims with posting my picks on the board. Of the picks I have posted 6 of 8 spread picks were winners

2.) I like to get people riled up. And it works, especially with Packers fans. Detroit fans are boring and either don't exist or don't fight back. It appears that not enough people in minnesota have time away from fishing, shoveling ****, or shoveling snow to write on these boards. Phole is the only one that I've seen.

3.) Shack doesn't bother me. In fact only a few people that write on this board actually bother me. Digger, you are not one of these people. OhioFootball bothers me. His reverse racist stick with the black guy because hes a black guy homerism, coupled with his "The NFL is run by the man and is out to get black folks" bullsh1t bothers me. In addition to that, nothing that he writes is remotely legible. He writes in Ghetto, not english, and to top that off, his rips are stupid, uniformed, and not funny in the least.

4.) Anonymous flash in the pan writers that coast in, throw some uninformed abrasive bullsh1t on the board, stick around long enough for me to make them look like a complete fukn idiot and never come back again...bother me.

5.) People who accuse me of making up stories...bother me. Just because a few of the folks that write in this message board live in a fukn hole, have no friends, and or live an otherwise uneventful life, that gives you no right to attempt to discredit my story. Just because it is unbelievable to you doesn't mean it didnt happen. I write on this board all day because the work that I do affords me the time to do that. I am not here to find or make friends, but it happens. I enjoy this board because I am a football fanatic. An absolute fanatic. This board allows me to speak with, tear apart and otherwise cavort with other fanatics. And I get to peruse other peoples opinions about the game I love.

6.) I don't always agree with everything Iowa says, and we sure don't share the same views politically, but his assessments of All things Bears by and large are for the most part accurate. And I will on occasion defend him in that regard. This doesn't make me his butt buddy, or member of a Bears fan gang. Contrary to Packer fan opinion, I don't secretly want him to put me on a naked jujitsu c0ck lock.

-- Edited by GoBearsGalason at 15:42, 2006-09-14

What a weak bunch of Packer f.ags.

Ever go to Wisconsin? All of their highways have single-letter names like "P" or "Q" - I postulate that the reason is because their caveman oonga-boonga brains cannot read nor comprehend larger combinations of letters (i.e. "words").



-- Edited by DickTa at 19:49, 2006-09-14

exactly