My e-mail was read on Mike and Mike on ESPN

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

My e-mail was read on Mike and Mike on ESPN

JetBlackNinja · Head Dick

Are you all sweaty now? Do you need to use the bathroom..... alone?

Purple Delight · Kick Asser

JBN

too funny

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

Yeah, I was clearly sexually aroused by this...

Anyway, "Stink" is a moron.

Vanni9283 · Head Dick

Anyway, "Stink" is a moron.

Well, I've seen him on ESPN and I don't think he appears to come out that way; in fact, he seems to be a pretty nice guy. Of course I'd disagree with those picks as well, but I feel he's just giving his opinion.

As far as the Bears-Vikings game is concerned, I'll go with the Vikes in this game as well. The game is in Minnesota, and the Vikings O-line has played out of it's mind the past 2 games. Not to mention that the Vikings' running game has also improved. Of course, da Bears could very well win this game, and I wouldn't be shocked if they did, but I like the Vikes in this one.

Final Score: Vikings 23, Bears 17

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

The line has played out of it's mind? Am I imagining those tread marks left on your tackle by one Mr. Julius Peppers?

GoBearsGalason · Head Dick

Bears homerness aside, the Bears win this one 21-10. The Bears will get at Johnson this week.

He will break.

2 ints

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

Seriously, Brad Johnson got sacked 6 times, hurried 4 times, and got hit 4 times vs the Panthers. If that's the line playing out of their minds, I'd hate to see them play a bad game lol.

Christopher Wallace · Head Dick

About 5 years ago, me and some of my boys were in downtown Denver on the 16th Street mall. Schlereth was doing an ESPN radio broadcast from the ESPN Zone. It was like 11:00 AM and I was already sh*t faded. We were going to our high school baseball semi-finals playoff game. (I played baseball for a Colorado powerhouse high school baseball team and I still like to support the squad.) I went up to Mark while he was sitting at his table and I started up with him about how the Broncos were lucky to take down the Steelers in the 1997 Championship game. At first he wanted to argue with me but after he realized I was intoxicated pretty much laughed me off. I kept talking to him and he actually continued to talk about Steelers players, how the game unfolded, ect. When I blamed the game on Kordell, he gave me a look like I was the biggest moron ever for even discrediting his team for their win. He gave me that look like "get the f*ck out of here" and I moved on.

All that aside I hate that guy. He is a total idiot and, just as he tries to hate on the Bears, it's because he has a loyalty to any west coast offense/coach in the NFL. He will always hate on teams like the Bears and Steelers because they arent rooted in that west coast bulls*it. F*ck him.

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

Schlereth answers fan mail:

Schlereth: Doy-uh, hello everybody! Doy-uh, my name is Mark Schlereth! Doy-uh, in my playing days they called me Stinky because I would play and then pee in my pants and it would stink and that is why they called me Stinky and that is so funny!

Frank, New York: Mark, do you think Eli Manning will duplicate the success he had in the first half of last season, or will he continue to regress?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, Eli Manning has to step it up this year!

Bill, Seattle: Mark, how will the loss of Steve Hutchinson and a fat new contract affect Shaun Alexander this year? Will he get complacent?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, all I know is that Shaun is the M-V-P! nobody can take that away from him unless they were to break into his house and steal it and then I guess they would be taking it away from him!

Jenny, Green Bay: Mark, if Brett Favre struggles again this year, do you think the Packers will finally replace him with Aaron Rodgers?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, Brett Favre is a legend! I know that many people say that Brett Favre is not a legend but if you look up "legend" in the big book of words it says a legend is "an inscription or a title on an object, such as a coin" and that to me is what Brett Favre is all about!

Mike, Pittsburgh: Mark, is Hines Ward a Top-10 fantasy receiver this year? I worry about age hindering his production.
Schlereth: Doy-uh, you better look out around Hines Ward because he will hit you in the mouth! although technically he cannot hit people in the mouth because they are wearing facemasks and so getting to the mouth can be tricky! but in the NFL we say guys will hit you in the mouth and even though it is not true and even if you could hit a guy in the mouth you would probably be penalized and bragging about hitting a guy in the mouth is even strangely gay! but he will hit you in that mouth and that's a "Coors Light Cold Hard Fact!" do you drink that stuff because I do sometimes and it makes me feel kind of silly and sometimes I end up strangling my dog!

Jason, KC: Mark, is there enough left in Trent Green's tank to take the pressure off of LJ in the backfield?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, I know Trent Green personally and not only is he a good QB but he is also a great husband and father and one time we went to the golf course with his friend Benji Compson and we hit little!

Ernie, Pittsburgh: Mark, with the Bus retired, will Fast Willie Parker and Duce Staley be good enough to keep the Steelers running game strong?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, you can say what you would like about Willie Parker but I will tell you one thing he is FAST! and in this league speed kills but not like real killing where a dagger stabs your brain open but I mean killing on the football field which means speed helps you beat the other team and makes them sad!

Jimmy, Oakland: Mark, the Raiders made an awful lot of changes in the offseason, and not many of them good. Does this team have any bright spots?
Schlereth: Doy-uh, Warren Sapp plays for the Raiders and I have heard of him! I have heard of him! he plays defense and when you play defense you must stop the run well you do not have to stop the run but it is better if you do because them teams cannot run and then they have to pass more but if they are good at passing then I can see them being very happy!

Mike, Washington: Mark, don't you find it odd that only NFL players and coaches are allowed to be TV analysts when the league's best coach didn't even play in the NFL himself? Shouldn't your credentials as a broadcaster be paramount above all else? Isn't it sort a joke that guys like you purport to be real NFL experts when you can't even really criticize players for fear that they'll get mad at you and that, in some twisted way, you'll be bruising your own ego?
Schlereth: Uh... uh... Doy-uh, did anyone see a little rabbit run by here? Doy-uh, which way did he go? Which way did he go?

(I'd love to take credit but I found it here: http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/2006/07/ask-mark-schlereth.html)

Vanni9283 · Head Dick

Well, the Vikes O-line did play well against the Redskins a few weeks ago, and they ran the ball real well vs. Carolina, so I'm assuming the Vikes O-line contributed to that. Either that or Carolina's D has been really struggling against the run as of late.

1 packer fan · Mr. Big Nuts

NO the vikies o-line has 3 legit probowlers thats a fact no one can ague with that. still think bears win like 16-10. bears are best team in nfc know. It looks like only compition is atlanta and seattle.

Vanni9283 · Head Dick

I still like Minnesota at home in this game. Minnesota has won at home the past 4 years against Chicago. No disrespect to da Bears because they are a damn good football team, but I think the Vikes get the job done in this one and make it 5 straight home wins against da Bears.

Miami Bear 305 · Head Dick

The Bears sucked balls the last four years, except last year and the only reason the Vikes won was because we didn't play our starters since we had clinched home field.