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Half A Man

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Terell Owens and DEATH


Hot Off The Presses, This is not the first time Terell Owens almost died as a Dallas Cowboy. Apparently during training camp T.O. almost died in his Hyperbolic Chamber when his Oxygen supply was cut off. Apparently Owens roomate Terry Glenn tired from practice came in and through a large heavy sports bag on top of Terrell Owens oxygen cord to his hyperbolic chamber. Apparently twenty minutes later Owens woke up weezing and gasping for breadth barely making it out of his hyperbolic chamber. Owens seems to be having a string of bad luck expriences with the Cowboys.

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It's like that movie.....the one that sucked so bad I can't even remember it's name......they made like 3 or 4 of them......it really blew.......Fatal Destination or some dumb crap like that....

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its hyperbaric guy

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It's really too bad this guy continues to survive and annoy the pi$$ out of everybody.

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Note to posters and media sorts alike: Do not pay any attention to TO and he will go away all by himself. This guy will self destruct if everyone does NOT give him or his antics any recognition. Then there will be but one more press release left. An obit!

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beef101 wrote:



Note to posters and media sorts alike: Do not pay any attention to TO and he will go away all by himself. This guy will self destruct if everyone does NOT give him or his antics any recognition. Then there will be but one more press release left. An obit!



If we ignore TO, he will continue to keep doing more and more outlandish things to get attention. Punch the coach, punch the owner, call the commissioner a fuking azzhole, kill someone and get away, then eventually either get himself killed or just flat out kill himself. I can't wait until he announces he wants out of Dallas....it will be interesting. I can just hear it now....


TO: I want out guys!


Jerry Jones: Absolutely not!


Parcells: HAHA I fukin told ya Jerry.......I quit!


Jerry Jones: FINE!


TO: Why the FUK does he get to quit!



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Kick Asser

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Okay, say TO does quit and they release him from the team for the same reasons the Eagles did (because he's a disease), what team do you think will actually deal with him? 

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Kick Asser

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if they can find the $$ - Cardinals..Denny Green would he is a complete flake and a fraud. BUt he thinks he has some gift for the troubles (see minny) he is wrong by the way.

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