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TACOBILL

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As most of you may know by now...my previous interviews with a "head of cabbage" and "junk mail" are still getting many hits (according to my Ronco hit tracker).


I have an upcoming interview with "pond scum" and possibly "used Charmin"....but don't hold your breath on the charmin...because they appear to be wiped out.


Many of you may not be farmilar with 2 x 4. But this is the infamous 2 x4 x 8 that will be featured in many construction projects throughout the NFL.


I mention the 2 x 4 x 8 being used in NFL construction.....so that everyone in this thread will finally realize the connection of my blockbuster intervirew of said 2 x 4 and the hard core football fan.



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sweet man... hey you keep doing your thing... you're really setting yourself apartfrom the rest of the idiots in this business... id like to get a transcript of that interview as soon as its available... just private message me....

-- Edited by hark44 at 02:59, 2006-10-28

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Working his way up to Jacque Strapp? The guy holds a lot inside, but I bet Yandick can go head to head with it.


Really get to the meat and potatoes. It'll be hairy, but if he strokes it just the right way he'll cough something up.


Start by asking about his sacks and work up from there. Just be careful if he offers you a teabag. That ain't no Lipton brand.



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Now, has this "2x4x8" actually banged an NFL player? We all know thats what qualifies something to discuss the NFL........

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I think Yandick got scooped on the 2 x 4 interview.....


                                                       ....he now has his sights set on "Pepsi machine"



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Damn it Yandick........I'm still waiting for the interview with West Greene High School football star senior A.J. Wilson's 16 year old teenie bopper girlfriend........what's going on at the latest parties........how many other hoes A.J. banged this semester........how many Steeler games you guys have been too this year.......and all the available hoes that she is friends with that are 18...........

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Wouldn't that be fukn funny if Yandick Blew up and got a job at ESPN or something...We'd all look like a bunch of fukn douchebags.


Next up this week I interview a truckstop whore on the current state of the Collective Bargaining agreement.



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GoBearsGalason wrote:


Wouldn't that be fukn funny if Yandick Blew up and got a job at ESPN or something...We'd all look like a bunch of fukn douchebags.


Next up this week I interview a truckstop whore on the current state of the Collective Bargaining agreement.





He would apprentice under Len Pasta Belly........I can imagine Len's instructions:


Len: "Ok Chris, if you want success like me, you better get used to blowing high profile NFL agents......."


Chris: "No problem Len...you want me to interview their crotch while I'm nuzzling it??"


Len: "Sounds great kid.......you better start with Todd Stink- I mean Pinkston....he's gone over the middle on an NFL Secondary before!!"


Chris: "I got it chief!!"



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